March TV Movie Roundup (Hallmark & Lifetime 2019)
A little late this month, it has been a crazy busy month. Let me know what movies you are looking forward to or any favs you’ve already seen this month.
Suburban Swingers Club
Premieres: March 9th, 8 p.m. ET on Lifetime
Stars: Dana Davis and Jesse Ruda
Synopsis (Via Lifetime)
A young married couple makes a huge mistake by agreeing to participate in a secret swingers’ party in their suburban neighborhood, and soon both of them are being targeted by a jealous and homicidal neighbor.
Thoughts
POC romantic lead and sexy swingers!?! “Pour it up”
Love Under the Rainbow
Premieres: March 9th, 8 p.m. ET on Hallmark Channel
Stars: Jodie Sweetin and David Haydn-Jones.
Synopsis (Via Hallmark)
Lucy wasn’t sure if she would find true love, until Jack moves to town with his daughter Sophie. Together they teach her it’s never too late to start chasing rainbows!
Thoughts
Jodie is one of my fav Hallmark actresses, she really pulls off the romcom vibe and then you add rainbows… “Pour it up”
Seduced by a Killer
Premieres: March 10th, 8 p.m. ET on Lifetime
Stars: Clare Kramer, Mia Topalian, David Fumero
Synopsis (Via Lifetime)
Jessica, a single mother, becomes estranged from her teenage daughter Tessa when she starts dating an older man against her mother’s wishes. After trying to break up the relationship herself, Jessica soon realizes that the older man is more dangerous than she could’ve ever imagined.
Thoughts
Meddling mothers and creepy older men? I’ll pass on this one. “Put a Cork in It”
Crossword Mysteries: A Puzzle to Die For
Premieres: March 10th, 9 p.m. ET on Hallmark Movies & Mysteries
Stars: Lacey Chabert and Brennan Elliott.
Synopsis (Via Hallmark)
A crossword puzzle editor finds her life completely disrupted when several of the clues in her recent puzzles are linked to unsolved crimes, and she is pulled into the police investigation.
Thoughts
Lacey is getting into the mystery game. Good for her, plus you add one of her better leading male co-stars. “Pour It Up.”
Mommy Group Murder
Premieres: March 16th, 8 p.m. ET on Lifetime
Stars: Leah Pipes, Helena Mattson, Ryan Carnes
Synopsis (Via Lifetime)
A new mom joins a local mommy group to help her deal with the stress that motherhood is putting on her and her marriage. But she soon learns that membership comes at a price. When a member’s husband turns up dead, our new mom is convinced that one of the other moms is responsible. Now she must discover the truth before something happens to her or her family.
Thoughts
This movie sounds insane. Mom brain is a thing and apparently it leads to murder. “Pour it up”
Flip that Romance
Premieres: March 16th, 8 p.m. ET on Hallmark Channel
Stars: Julie Gonzalo and Tyler Hynes.
Synopsis (Via Hallmark)
Rival house flippers, Jules Briggs (Julie Gonzalo) and Lance Waddell (Tyler Hynes), renovate dual sides of a duplex and rekindle an old romance.
Thoughts
It is about time Hallmark got hip to HGTV trying to steal their viewers. Why NOT merge them together. Love Julie, but don’t know Tyler so I’m going to “Let it Breathe”
Mommy’s Little Princess
Premieres: March 17th, 8 p.m. ET on Lifetime
Stars: Alicia Leigh Willis and Sarah Abbott
Synopsis (Via Lifetime)
After a tough eight years living with her drug addicted mother, ten-year-old Lizzy is adopted by amazing career woman Juliana and her boyfriend Greg. Hoping to help Lizzy learn more about who she is (she never knew her father), Julianna buys Lizzy an online genetics test and they discover that Lizzy is related to a royal German family. Finally feeling truly special for the first time, Lizzy begins to change from the sweet girl Julianna adopted to an entitled, angry child. To make matters worse, she doesn’t get along with Allie, Greg’s seventeen-year-old daughter. As Lizzy’s unhealthy fascination with being a princess grows, the girl begins to lose her sanity, blurring fantasy and reality. Soon, Lizzy’s actions turn deadly and threaten to destroy her future unless her new mother and stepsister can find a way to put an end to her dangerous obsession.
Thoughts
This synopsis is long and confusing. Is the girl a literal princess? If so… “Put a Cork in It”
A Daughter’s Deception
Premieres: March 23rd, 8 p.m. ET on Lifetime
Stars: Jade Harlow, Rusty Joiner, Kennedy Tucker, Skyler Wright,
Synopsis (Via Lifetime)
Forced to give up her daughter for adoption when she’s underage, Laura is thrilled to welcome her now adult daughter Bree back into her life. She quickly discovers that Bree is a sociopath with murderous tendencies and poses a clear and present danger to anyone who threatens to get in her way.
Thoughts
Nope, whocares! “Put a Cork in It”
A Brush with Love
Premieres: March 30th, 8 p.m. ET on Hallmark Channel
Stars: Arielle Kebbel and Nick Bateman.
Synopsis (Via Hallmark)
As she considers giving up on her artistic dreams, Jamie paints a vision board that brings her success and love – only to discover that the mystery man in her painting isn’t who she thinks
Thoughts
I have artist in TV movies, even if they are Arielle Kebbel. “Put a Cork in It.”
