March TV Movie Guide (Hallmark & Lifetime)

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Bad Tutor (Lifetime)

Premieres: Saturday, March 3 at 8/7c (on Lifetime Movie Network)

Stars: Vanessa Marcil & Alex Frnka

Synopsis (via Lifetime)

Single mom Karen is focused on getting daughter Emily graduated and off to college. But when she hires Devin to boost Emily’s grades, the tutor becomes obsessed: Emily is the spitting image of the girl he left behind — at the bottom of a cliff!

Thoughts

I’m pouring it up for Brenda from General Hospital, Always!


Screen Shot 2018-02-26 at 10.01.43 PM.pngStalked by a Reality Star (Lifetime)

Premieres: Saturday, March 10 at 8/7c (on Lifetime)

Stars: Cynthia Preston, Emily Bader, and Robert Scott Wilson

Synopsis (via Lifetime)

When teenager Kendra lies about her age to get into a Hollywood party, she meets handsome reality TV star, Brad. But when she discovers that Brad is not as charming as he seems, Kendra rejects him, only to realize that he has become obsessed with her and will stop at nothing – including dating her widowed mother – to be near her.

Thoughts

What lame Hollywood party is Kendra lying to get into where the only famous person she meets is a reality star. I do like a movie about “the industry” though, let it breathe.


download.jpegLove, Once and Always (Hallmark Channel)

Premieres: Saturday, March 10 at 9/8c (on Hallmark Channel)

Stars: Amanda Schull, Peter Porte, Vanessa Bell Calloway

Synopsis (via Hallmark)

When Lucy’s childhood sweetheart plans to tear down the Gilded Age estate and replace it with a golf course, Lucy fights to preserve the historic mansion at all costs. As Lucy and Duncan set out to find a compromise, they learn that embracing the past may be the key to protecting the future.

Thoughts

Love Peter Porte, but this is a tired trope that barely works at Christmas… let along in March. Put a cork in it.


Screen Shot 2018-02-26 at 10.02.41 PM.pngMommy’s Little Angel (Lifetime)

Premieres: Saturday, March 17 at 8/7c (on Lifetime)

Stars: Amanda Clayton, and Morgan Neundorf

Synopsis (via Lifetime)

Twelve-year-old Katie has had a short but rough life. When her mother dies from an apparent suicide, her cousin Nikki and her husband Luke, decide to adopt her. Katie adores her new family and will not let anyone, including her abusive and mentally deranged father, take her away from them.

Thoughts

What? Put a cork in it.


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The Sweetest Heart (Hallmark Channel)

Premieres: Saturday, March 17 at 9/8c (on Hallmark Channel)

Stars: Julie Gonzalo, Chris McNally

Synopsis (via Hallmark)

Maddie is doing everything she can to save her cupcake business. With the help of a handsome investment banker, Maddie’s luck begins to turn around in all aspects of her life. However, when her first love Nate unexpectedly returns home after 14 years, she will have to choose between a new romance and the man she never stopped loving.

Thoughts

Julie Gonzalo was in Hallmark’s Falling for Vermont, which was actually enjoyable. Plus she is a LatinX (who is passible as a white person.) So pour it up!


Screen Shot 2018-03-14 at 3.11.03 PM.pngThe Midwife’s Deception (Lifetime)

Premieres: Sunday, March 18 at 8/7c (on Lifetime Movie Network)

Stars: Katie Savoy, Penelope Mitchell, Billy Armstrong

Synopsis (via Lifetime)

Jina, a midwife, is a dream come true for seven-month pregnant Sara until secrets unfold and Jina may want more than only delivering the baby.

Thoughts

Synopsis is appropriately mysterious. Let it breathe!


download (1).jpegRoyal Matchmaker (Hallmark Channel)

Premieres: Saturday, March 24 at 9/8c (on Hallmark Channel)

Stars: Joy Lenz, Will Kemp, Brittany Bristow

Synopsis (via Hallmark)

A struggling NYC matchmaker is hired by a king to find his son a suitable wife in time for a national celebration. As the clock ticks towards her deadline, the matchmaker finds him the perfect wife — only to realize that she’s fallen in love with him!

Thoughts

Hallmark trying to capitalize on Royal Wedding fever. Joy Lenz was great in Lifetime’s Snowed Inn Christmas. (With my TV boyfriend Andrew Walker.) and Will Kemp is the hottie from Girlfriends Guide to Divorce. Pour it up!


Screen Shot 2018-03-14 at 3.10.37 PM.pngMy Husband’s Secret Life (Lifetime)

Premieres: Sunday, March 25 at 8/7c (on Lifetime Movie Network)

Stars: Kara Killmer

Synopsis (via Lifetime)

After suffering a miscarriage, Jennifer Jones begins to question her marriage and catches her husband in a few unassuming lies. When a sudden accident throws him into a coma, Jennifer is left to pick up the pieces – prompting her to question if she ever really knew him.

Thoughts

Synopsis is appropriately mysterious. Let it breathe!


Home by Spring (Hallmark Channel)

Premieres: Saturday, March 31 at 9/8c (on Hallmark Channel)

Stars: Poppy Drayton, Steven R. McQueen, Kix Brooks

Synopsis (via Hallmark)

When an ambitious event planner gets an opportunity she can’t refuse, she goes undercover as her boss and returns to her rural hometown. With the help of her family and the man she left behind, she pulls off the perfect spring retreat, but will she discover home is where her heart is?

Thoughts

Undercover ANYTHING, I’m in. (Remember when Tyra Banks went undercover as a fat person? Yeah I even liked that.) POUR IT UP!


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Once Upon a Prince (Hallmark Channel)

Premieres: Saturday, April 7 at 8/7c (on Hallmark Channel)

Stars: Megan Park and Jonathan Keltz.

Synopsis (via Hallmark)

Thoughts

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