Restless Virgins (2013 Lifetime)

Restless Virgins (2013 Lifetime)

Cast: Vanessa MaranoMax Lloyd-JonesCharlie Carver

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Synopsis (via Lifetime)

A sex scandal that shook Massachusetts prep school, Milton Academy in 2004-05 school year.

Thoughts

Students in a private school are called into the principal’s office. The lacrosse team and Emily specifically.

Luke, Sam, Cotton, and Dylan are horny popular jocks on campus. Madison and Heather are popular girl counterparts. The rate girls on a one to ten scale as they walk by and plan a party. They are obsessed with girls and parties. Also, they all have inner thigh tattoos.  

 Emily is a social outcast with her friends Anya and Raj. Emily stresses about getting into college and getting out of prep school. To blow off some steam, Emily and Anya go to the jock’s party. 

At the party, the jocks take mushrooms and make fun of Luke for being a virgin. Emily walks into a hot tub room and sees the boys making out with drunk girls. She runs away and talks with Luke in a golf cart. They start hooking up, and everyone watches on a security camera. The jocks take pictures and put it on “the wall of shame.” in the locker room. Lucas and Emily study together and start to become friends. They eventually have sex.

Dylan decides that he will make a sex tape to solidify this legacy at the school as a “stud.” They plan to use the night vision from Raj’s bug study project to record girls without their consent, which is terrible.

Lucas and Emily go out again, and it seems like a romantic date on the surface. He leaves to film the sex tape of the lacrosse team gang banging Madison on video. The video gets leaked, and Emily writes a story for the school paper. Lucas tells her that he wasn’t there and asks her to delete the video. She posts it online. 

The administration questions the team confiscates Raj’s computer and brings in Emily to ask her how she got access to the video. Dylan offers to create a trust fund for Luke if he doesn’t rat them out. He pays everyone off to claim he wasn’t there.

Luke gives the unblurred video to the administration, proving who was in there when the tape was made. Dylan wore Luke’s jersey, so it looks like Luke was there. Emily plays a voice recording to exonerate Luke and prove Dylan made the tape. 

Emily and Like hook up one more time and plan for their future. They date through the summer and are a happy couple? This movie is weird. Skip it.

Side Note

Minority Report: Raj, Anya.

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